And other excellent ways to get funny looks from people who have just realized they might be the good, god-fearing sort

I always figured YOLO to be a celebration of the rarity of life. A proclamation to the world that our time shall not be wasted. That we will make the most of what we have been given, because to do otherwise would be selfish in relationship to the other potential lives that never were and never will be.

When in reality “YOLO” is just a code that girls use to let everyone know they do anal.