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29

Jan

...Siblings

Ashley:
So, I'm gonna get my bellybutton pierced when I'm skinny...
Me:
So you can have a place to hang an air freshener?
Ashley:
...then I won't have to shower as often.
Me:
...
Tumblr:
yeah bro.

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25

Jun

1. god dammit, i’m good looking. like…seriously. how do i keep you ladies off of me?…(sigh) 2. these are my days now. real sister is gone for the summer, so i stole someone else’s. we hang out and have fun because everyone else is lame. i love you, baby sister, but i’ll swap you for charles any day. :D at least SHE’s nice to me. 

1. god dammit, i’m good looking. like…seriously. how do i keep you ladies off of me?

…(sigh)

2. these are my days now. real sister is gone for the summer, so i stole someone else’s. we hang out and have fun because everyone else is lame.

i love you, baby sister, but i’ll swap you for charles any day. :D

at least SHE’s nice to me. 

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