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14

May

I do my best thinking on the toilet but then my legs fall asleep.

10

Feb

Me:
I'm a writer, damn it!
Others:
Ever been published?
Me:
THAT'S NOT THE POINT

02

Oct

In a sea of unique and beautiful snowflakes, a piece of shit stands out the most.

24

Sep

You don’t understand how much Michael can drink. If he was drinking alcohol and someone else was drinking water he would still be able to out drink them.
Salena

23

Sep

Your Ex

1:
Life is just a dumb, slutty bitch.
2:
See, that's your problem. You always thought your ex was your life.

16

Sep

You fucked up at “hello”.

02

Sep

I wonder what is better; to wish a lost love to come back - to have never left in the first place - or to wish that the thing - the person - the memories - the smiles that seem foggy and surreal now, trapped in the past - that once made you so happy would have just kept the hell away from you to begin with.

17

Aug

Creative writing is the vulnerablizing act of masturbating over an open book, ejaculating onto its blank pages, slamming it shut, and waiting for a reader to interpret the rorschachian smattering of deeply personal and intimate excretions

intellectual or otherwise.

13

Aug

But it was all too simple for [him]. And it was all the same. Just cold concrete wherever he went. Just cold concrete and weird people who let themselves get comfortable in the cold, shaking and shivering and not changing anything for themselves to warm up. Just the same hollow smiles practiced in rearview mirrors during snowy traffic jams on the way to work with other sexually frustrated people just trying to make enough money for a new TV to watch at the end of the day.
I Am the God of Light and Sound

17

Jul

So many people maintain themselves like vehicles through life as if there’s some grand destination at the end of the road.

The trip ended at birth. This is the destination. We are all tourists. Try to enjoy it.

05

Jul

I am Luke Shapiro. I am a drug dealer. Hear my cry. Ha. My occupation takes me to exotic places. Like Brooklyn…and Queens. I like it most in the summer when no-one’s around. Just me and the sweaty girls on the train and their short skirts and their breasteses and their panties, which I like to see when I can see ‘em. I like fly ladies. I like tank tops. I like short skirts. I like my impure thoughts, which go a little something like this…
Josh Peck in The Wackness

04

Jul

Scores of men have spent their lives fighting for and dying for the intangible. For a god. For eternal life after death. But I don’t believe in those things so instead I’ll fight for her. She’s real.

23

May

Love isn’t just blind. It’s deaf and stupid, too! If it wasn’t, love wouldn’t exist! Everything would just be murder! We’d all fuckin’ kill eachother! THAT’s why the tards are so happy!
an old guy talking to his wife at the podiatrist this morning.

06

May

PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK!
Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

12

Mar

Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it.
Peterson