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16

Aug

The greatest thing a person could ever have is an over active imagination.

The worst thing a person could ever have is an over active imagination and a significant other.

03

Aug

I’ve figured it out. I’ve finally figured it out. Here’s how you know you drank a LOT the day before. HERE’S how you REALLY know!

…when you are woken up at 9am after falling asleep at 5am by nightmares of the beer shits you PRAY TO GOD you won’t have.

And then you have them.

14

Jul

The Final Chapter

Tonight at midnight, a 13 year old literary and cinematic cultural journey comes to a close.

For the Potter nerds between the ages of 20 and 22: we grew up side by side with the characters on screen.

For the younger teens: HP culture has been present throughout nearly your whole lives.

Its sentimental, dammit.


24

Jun

I’ve got 99 bottles of beer on the wall, and I’ma drink them all.

Well I woke up sunday morning With no way to hold my head That didnt hurt…

And the beer i had for breakfast Wasn’t bad So i had One more For dessert

13

Jun

Every second that passes is a stronger reminder of how difficult it is for me to pretend that happiness is over-rated.