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Aug

Im sure it’s perfectly healthy to stare at your dark ceiling all night while reading every single text you and your ex ever sent each other, remembering every good thing and desperately trying to figure out exactly where you really fucked up.

I mean, why else would I be doing it if it wasn’t perfectly healthy?

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21

Jul

Turns out I’ve had 3 Pabst Blue Ribbons. They were all 17 years old.

I’m probably going to die.

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26

Jun

I’m at my grandparents’ house listening to stories about the crazy things that happened during their childhoods…

Their first wooly mamoth kills. The invention of the bicycle. Bread!

I guess leavened bread was pretty popular when it first came out.

1 year ago Short URL

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