1. god dammit, i’m good looking. like…seriously. how do i keep you ladies off of me?

…(sigh)

2. these are my days now. real sister is gone for the summer, so i stole someone else’s. we hang out and have fun because everyone else is lame.

i love you, baby sister, but i’ll swap you for charles any day. :D

at least SHE’s nice to me. 

for all the ladies out there on tumblr who propagate the terrible rumor that i am eye candy. GPOY

If we’re gonna talk about the positives of my Vegas Vacation, let’s focus on how fucking good i looked.

…and how modest i am.