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14

May

I do my best thinking on the toilet but then my legs fall asleep.

26

Apr

A List of Me

Things I will continue to be

  • a perv
  • obnoxious
  • friendly
  • caring
  • sarcastic
  • witty
  • hilarious
  • sarcastically conceited
  • inappropriate
  • awkward
  • imaginative
  • mentally and physically healthy
  • active
  • sexy

Things I will not be ever again

  • depressed
  • anxious
  • self-loathing
  • anyone’s bitch
  • unaccomplished
  • lazy
  • fat
  • hopelessly in love

16

Aug

The greatest thing a person could ever have is an over active imagination.

The worst thing a person could ever have is an over active imagination and a significant other.