If you were a boy in grade-school at any point in your life you just assumed you peed inside of girls to make babies.
I like having a contagious smile on my face
I like wearing things that people notice
I like breaking the monotony of daily life, if only for a moment
I like acting goofy in public
I like speaking my mind
I like saying absurd things
I like the unexpected
I like colorful things
I like colorful people
I like making friends in unconventional ways
I like having dinner with my parents during the week
I like classical music
I like art films
I like philosophy and poetry
I like reading books that make me think
I like writing thought-out stories
I like writing nonsense
I like nonsense in general
I am my passions, and I don’t need to meet anybody’s standards but my own, for my benefit.
Love it or leave it.
I am endearing.
She wants a haiku
But I’m bored with that concept
So here’s a “bye-ku”
Me and my main bitch (foo4u17) were Red and Blue from Dick Figures today. Truth is, we’re them ERRRRRDAY, YO! We just don’t dress like it!
^check that shit for a reference point!
You don’t understand how much Michael can drink. If he was drinking alcohol and someone else was drinking water he would still be able to out drink them.
Tumblr thinks they’re all smart and cool and activist-y, but really they’re just a bunch of dumb people in a giant circle-jerk.