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14

May

I do my best thinking on the toilet but then my legs fall asleep.

28

Apr

How to draw a cat.

How to draw a cat.

15

Apr

Let’s face it

If you were a boy in grade-school at any point in your life you just assumed you peed inside of girls to make babies.

04

Apr

I like being weird

I like having a contagious smile on my face
I like wearing things that people notice
I like breaking the monotony of daily life, if only for a moment
I like acting goofy in public
I like speaking my mind
I like saying absurd things
I like the unexpected
I like colorful things
I like colorful people
I like making friends in unconventional ways

I like having dinner with my parents during the week

I like classical music

I like art films

I like philosophy and poetry
I like reading books that make me think
I like writing thought-out stories
I like writing nonsense
Or rather
I like nonsense in general

I am my passions, and I don’t need to meet anybody’s standards but my own, for my benefit.

Love it or leave it.

I am endearing.

“Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it…”


― Wilferd Peterson

01

Apr

She wants a haiku
But I’m bored with that concept
So here’s a “bye-ku”

11

Mar

I’ve finally found a Gif that adequately describes a feeling for any situation.

image

10

Feb

Me:
I'm a writer, damn it!
Others:
Ever been published?
Me:
THAT'S NOT THE POINT

24

Jan

Me:
*steps on scale*
Scale:
you're fat
Me:
*rests dick on bathroom counter-top*
Scale:
Oh, my bad, nigga

31

Oct

Me and my main bitch (foo4u17) were Red and Blue from Dick Figures today. Truth is, we’re them ERRRRRDAY, YO! We just don’t dress like it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJZXcsVvjUI

^check that shit for a reference point!

02

Oct

In a sea of unique and beautiful snowflakes, a piece of shit stands out the most.

24

Sep

You don’t understand how much Michael can drink. If he was drinking alcohol and someone else was drinking water he would still be able to out drink them.
Salena

23

Sep

Your Ex

1:
Life is just a dumb, slutty bitch.
2:
See, that's your problem. You always thought your ex was your life.

14

Sep

30

Aug

Like Assholes

M:
god this is boring
A:
dude. Im so bored Id rather have cancer.
M:
...i honestly wish i'd get cancer...
A:
right?
M:
no. really. i wish id just get cancer
A:
i guess at least then youd have an EXCUSE for sucking so much
M:
exactly

23

Aug

Tumblr thinks they’re all smart and cool and activist-y, but really they’re just a bunch of dumb people in a giant circle-jerk.
Daniel Griesi (Canadian)