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08

May

Im going to eat this cake like I eat pussy. With extreme prejudice.

Im going to eat this cake like I eat pussy.

With extreme prejudice.

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23

Apr

Clinical Psychologists

They think life is like a box of chocolates. No matter how many polar bears show up uninvited to the party, sometimes you just have to shave your eyebrows.

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25

Aug

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WAFFLE ARRRRE YOU???Get in my face.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WAFFLE ARRRRE YOU???

Get in my face.

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