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05

Nov

When my kids are bad, i’ll give ‘em each a tab of acid, then take a bullhorn to ‘em after they’ve started properly tripping.

#modernparenting101

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03

Nov

So, I thought Uncharted 3 would have to, as a rule, be as good as, if not BETTER THAN, Uncharted 2…

My day is ruined.

so ruined i can’t bring myself to rant about how upset i am…

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24

Oct

A gentleman is one who always keeps his best intentions at heart and his worst in broad daylight.

 - Michael Sapieja

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06

Oct

Sometimes I wonder why I feel like such a piece of shit, but then I read my own blog and go “oh. That’s right. I’m this person.”

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05

Oct

I’m a good friend but a really bad person, which can complicate things.

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17

Sep

Sweetly Darker Musings

Joe:
you know what i hope? I hope mike talks to me today. I hope he talks to you. Maybe he'll finally get things through his head and be a good friend.
Me:
if maybes and hopes were licorice ropes...i'd have enough to hang myself.
Joe:
...
Me:
WOW! i just ad-libbed that. That was really dark!

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23

Aug

God rest ye noble bad-asses.

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18

Aug

I am what time and circumstances have made me. Egotistical attempts at denying and countering this have only expedited the process.

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07

Aug

You know those days that are bad for no particular reason? Today was like that for me, except I actually had/have reasons, they’re just dumb ones.

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12

Jul

my life these passed 48 hours or so.

I’m havin’ a bad day - Blue Flannel

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26

Jun

Oscar Wilde: Pro-Hipster

“They say that when good Americans die they go to Paris,” chuckled Sir Thomas.

“Really! And where do bad Americans go when they die?” inquired the Duchess.

“They go to America,” murmured Lord Henry.

…

…

…did Oscar Wilde write the worlds first hipster joke???

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