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31
Dec
POST #7,777: Abs
hey, you doubtful fuckers. you keep messaging me. “I don’t believe these abs exist,” you say anonymously.
well. HERE.
are they exactly where i want them? no. there’s still plenty of progress to be made. Just wait til may when I give you a summer preview of Michael v3.0.
and remember to be safe tonight. New Year’s Eve is a great excuse to go out and party, but don’t be a bunch of idiots: call a cab.
10
Sep
It’s my 7000th post, people.
I feel, simultaneously, happy and dreadfully sorry that many of you have stuck around for so long.
For all the flirtation and flattery (published and unpublished) i thank you.
For the reblogs of my photography and my writing, i thank you doubly.
At note #7777, i will reveal to you all what ive been promising for a long time.
Thats right. Abs. Delicious, delicious abs.
11
Apr
If i do that every other day and do my cardio on off days…
My July goal will be a real possibility.
But for now? …OWWWWWW…
04
Apr
I am starting to get retarded-fit and my shoulder and upper arm muscles are starting to gain definition. I am stoked. I am really fuckin stoked. And my gut and love handles are receding slightly. At this rate? I give it 8 weeks. 8 weeks before I can wear the clothes I want. Ironic since I also give it 8 weeks before I start refusing to wear clothes at all.
Fuck the police.
