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06
Sep
GREAT! and I’D like to talk to you about vigorous masturbation!
some of you are shaking your head in disapproval.
WHAT?
YOU love Jesus, I love masturbating.
“That’s disrespectful.”
Why?
“At least the thing I want to talk about is good.”
Masturbation is pretty good. When was the last time you tried it?
“That’s wrong. Jesus died for you.”
Yeah, but not for my prostate. Gotta whack off every now and then for maintenance’s sake, ya know?
