May 2013
vocidifondo:
I should study.
It’s one of those rare nights when I remember the reasons I feel/am so inadequate.
Anonymous asked: Change your avatar; there are much more attractive pictures of you.
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We lost value as a moral race when we started...
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“What the really great artists do is they’re entirely themselves. They’re...”
– David Foster Wallace (via paradoxicalsentiments)
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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I do my best thinking on the toilet but then my...
hitrecordjose:
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Right now.
By myself.
Today I learned a lesson I am sure to not forget...
STICK RAZORS ARE GOOD DO NOT SHAVE YOUR DANGLY BITS WITH AN ELECTRIC RAZOR
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Disgrace
-by Michael- There’s a drop of champagne on the top of a streetlight fallen from a balcony one winter’s night some years ago It took some months to evaporate but it did that summer while the heat parched us all into drinking At a noisy party where tensions Rose And bloomed the same And cultivated rage From a spilt Drop of champagne
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